Best Vacation Ever

I made this one on a whim from one of my comments, who said they enjoy my captions more with willing changes. I've actually been meaning to add a bit of variety to my captions, as they were erring a bit darker again, so this seemed like the perfect opportunity, plus a picture I fell in love with! I'm rambling. It's been a weird day. Enjoy! GB out!

The Perfect Woman

I actually think this one came out quite well. Originally it was only going to be about half as long, but I got struck by some inspiration and kept it going a little longer. Enjoy! GB out!

EDIT: I was looking back through my older stuff and noticed a couple of mistakes. I fixed them and re-uploaded the picture. If you notice anything I missed on this or any other captions, just let me know!

Your New Life

This one is based on a few captions I had seen in the past. I like the concept and think there really needs to be more of this type of caption, so I made one! Hope you like it! GB out!

Birthday Mistake

From Bad to Worse

I'm not thrilled about how this one turned out, I couldn't find a picture I loved and it just kind of spiralled from there. Hopefully you get some enjoyment out of it, though. As far as pregnancy caps go, I don't think this was a great start. I also was trying to avoid doing a Great Shift caption as long as possible, but what can I say, it's a good set-up.

Regretful Decisions

I'm actually quite happy with how this one turned out, considering I had no idea what I was going to do before I started. Let me know what you guys think! GB out!

Client Order

This caption is a follow-up to my first caption Client Call. It's... a bit darker and more intense then some of the other stuff that I've done, but I was inspired by a caption that I saw over on reddit, and figured what the hell, love it or hate it, may as well make it! Let me know which side of the fence you fall on.

Like a Fox

I was thinking to myself today "GB, you love genie captions, and you love Asian captions. If only there were a way to more reliably fuse these two into one." And thus the Kitsune caption was born. What better way to turn men into Japanese women then the trickster Kitsune? Enjoy, and see you all on Monday! GB out!

(EDIT: I re-uploaded a better version of it, with a little extra text. Let me know what you think!)

A Moment on the Lips

Hey guys, this one took a surprising amount of time to get it to work properly, so let me know what you think! GB out!

Bad Bet

Hey guys, I wasn't sure about this one, but I think ultimately it turned out well! Let me know what you guys think! GB out!

A New Kind of Pleasure

I don't know about this one, I started with a decent concept, I'm just not a huge fan of exactly how it turned out. Hopefully you guys enjoy it anyway, and I'll try to do better tomorrow! GB out!

First of Many

Hey guys! I figured, since it's my first day and the last caption wasn't quite as explicit as I want a lot of these to be, what the hell, I'd make a second one for you guys! Enjoy!

Client Call

Hi everyone, GB here with my first of hopefully many posts! I've frequented a lot of caption blogs, and figured, well, why not start making my own stuff that's more specific to my interests! If anyone has any requests, feel free to let me know. No promises,but if it's something that gets my creative juices (and other types) flowing, I'd be more than happy to accommodate! NOW LET US COMMENCE THE BLOGGING!